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Thursday, October 30, 2008

I am going to bitch about myself... and as it is easier to bitch about others, I have the help of my dogs to do so... here's Vodka and Kino:

Vodka: Wah, this Evon is such a bitch! I think she hates us sometimes... see how she hits us? How can someone who claims to like dogs be so mean to us? I think she actually enjoys hitting us!

Kino: Ya, she always scolds us too and is so stingy! Everytime when they go and buy stuff for us she will complain about how expensive things are. Such a miser! She's also such a complain-queen. Always complaining about how she has to come back to clean our pee and poop, and how we always destroy her things. It's her fault what! Who ask her to not bring us out for our daily walks, that lazy bitch.

Vodka: Ya lor... she's so self-centered. Always thinking about herself, always putting her needs ahead of others. She's so rude to people - gets irritated when they interrupt her when she's doing something. She even yells and shouts at people when they don't let her get her way. She only acts interested - look at her smile! So fake! She can't even hear what people talk to her about - she doesn't care less! She's also so mean to Dan. Look at how she disses him even though he's so sweet to her. She bosses him around, asking him to do things like clear our poop even though he can't take the smell and ends up puking sometimes. She blames him for the mess and for not doing work in the house. She blames him for spending so much money yet she's happy when she buys things, especially if he buys things for her.

Kino: Ya, she always picks the easiest tasks to do. Such a lazy bugger! She can't even take compliments humbly. When people are praising her, she has to go and talk and say how she agrees with them. Can't she just accept them graciously? Also, she can't even lend things to people cos she's scared that they either won't return or will destroy them. So selfish! She also can't stop talking - either about herself, or her opinions or her experiences. She doesn't bother asking about other people, about how others feel. If she does, she's only kaypo.

Vodka: Ya lah, I think she sometimes thinks that other people are a nuisance. She'll only be nice to them when she thinks they'll benefit her. She can't even spare some time to help others. She thinks that they owe her one once she has helped them. She also acts artsy fartsy, acts like she's in the loop when she's not. She's just trying to be someone she's not. She also loves bitching about other people behind their backs, this hypocrite.

Kino: Erm, you're also bitching here, aren't you?

Vodka: Ya, you are bitching too what.

Kino: Well, I am a bitch, literally what.

Vodka: ... Well, it's all that Evon's fault lah. She's the one making us bitch here cos she's so self-absorbed that she can't even bitch about herself.

Evon: Vodka, Kino! What you two doing ar?! *smack smack*


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