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Monday, February 11, 2008

Nauseating CNY

Gong xi fa cai! Happy Chinese New Year to everyone! For all who think they've eaten too much of CNY goodies and are feeling sick at the moment, here's an entry to comfort you - you are not alone! Our dear friend Mr Vodky AKA Vodka has been helping himself to a spread of CNY goodies while we were out of the house. He had suuuuch a good time that he must have been watching some movies on Mahjong whilst munching on the sofa, leaving behind crumbs and the empty jar as evidence. And what exactly did he eat? Well, not much... just an ENTIRE jar of sesame cookies, a BOXFULL of chocolate coins (with the foil packaging, mind you), and a container FULL of sugar-coated lotus root, water chestnut and coconut slices. He was so bloated when we came back, that his stomach was visibly rounder when he lay down, and he couldn't turn to lie on his back.

Lo and behold, he gets his well-deserved punishment for being so naughty - the greedy boy ended up puking all that he ate, churning out vomit that smelled like Milo, according to Danny. Luckily, I was showering when the Merlion show went on, resulting in only 1 puking human. Yes, my dearie Danny ended up puking his guts out as well (or rather, his Mee Goreng out)! He was so turned off by Vodka's puke that he reciprocated the gesture by running to the toilet to perform an encore of the Merlion. And when I came out, here's what I found with an equally sick looking Danny:

The poor boy was so sick he lay outside the toilet, weak from all the vomiting. He wouldn't even move when I called him over. I guess he was suffering from the after-effects of bingeing.

And after the tiring Merlion performace, he decides to lay in front of the fan and call it a night. However, his human counterpart AKA Danny, is now happily chowing down a big bowl of topshell having puked his dinner out, leaving him empty-stomached and hungry for food... Hopefully Vodka will not have to suffer another weakening symptom of overeating tomorrow - diarrhoea!


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